Tuesday, 23 July 2019

I have nukes! Aren't I cool? Yay me!

The orange brain, just about insane
Spoke of nuking Afghanistan,
But he'd rather not wipe 10 million out,
So he won't.  Wow!  What a man!
Has anyone seen such a super-extreme
Paragon of eloquence?
Such textured words, we've never heard
(And hopefully will never again!)
For anyone not sarcasti-mastered
I'll now apologize:
It must be known, and I have shown
I'll never sympathize
While the ostriches around me
Awkwardly apologize
For their orange-skinned baffoon
With the whitely-circled eyes.
It takes a special kind a dumb
To fall for a con
That's been exposed, but still you go
Pretend there's nothing wrong.
And that appears to be the case
With many in the red
Four of ten, consistently, and it hurts my head!
Can they not feel the heat, or see their power bill?
Do they never get sick or need the hospital?
How deeply are they dug, can they even breathe?
How has their life improved?  I cannot conceive.
But this is what we're living in.....a freakish horror show!
And stuck with it, can't turn it off, and nowhere else to go.
We'll need another planet to escape this idiot.
Or fly him off to Jupiter...(his ego, there, might fit).
Tired now I'm getting of the schoolyard bullying
By the little-boy disaster, who was desparate to be king.

Monday, 22 July 2019

Another wacky week awaits,
My Remedromians!
So to you, I give a break,
before your week begins.
This break of only minutes worth,
Perhaps a little less,
Will not presume to cost a thing
Or result in regret.
It's these words I give to you,
By typing on the page
To manifest a daily blog....
That once was all the rage,
Before we turned to moving pics,
That killed the radio
And maybe too the written word,
And books?  Maybe so.
But hey...such is modern life. 
What are you gonna do?
You shouldn't turn your back on what
Comes easily for you
Just because your gifts are seen
By only just a few.
And if you're not the most adored,
What is that to you?
The people who's opinion of me,
I do give a damn,
Can easily be counted on the fingers
Of one hand.
And if you have a genuine
Connection with a few,
It's better than a fake one,
Always hiding the real you.
So happy Monday everyone! 
And on this sultry day
I'll keep it real, like always,
and like always, do the same
As we smile at the camera in my mental picture frame!

Sunday, 21 July 2019

Heat Wave!!!

Here we sit, stickily,
On July 21.
Experiencing again
The hottest summer anyone
Has every seen or stored away
In living memory.
I'm well out of the kitchen,
But I still can't stand the heat!
The heat map of the world
Is getting slightly out of hand...
The red is spreading way up north,
And widening it's span,
Enclosing most of everyone
Below the tundra land.
They warned of global warming....
Some thought they were fools.
But now that change has been arranged
By humans burning fuels
And swiftly now upon us,
And left no room for doubt
Though some will try, and thus deny,
Thinking like a trout
(That is to say....not at all...
As that's how they get paid...
The lobbyists thru fossil fuels,
Their fortunes they have made).
So welcome now, the normal new
Sweating all the time
And selling ice out on the curb,
For $15.99
Or maybe just your popsicle....
That'll do just fine!  :)

Saturday, 20 July 2019

50 years ago today

50 years ago today
We landed on the moon!
A giant leap that showed the world
Just what we could do
When laying down a goal
We can easily digest
In efficiency of words,
In just a sentence or less...
"The nation...should commit itself.
To landing on the moon"
The time limit specified
NASA thought too soon
Given all the countless things
And theories left to proove
Before they could pull off
Everything they had to do.
But do it they had done!
Man walked upon the moon!
A moment so momentous
There were some who needed proof
Beyond lunar geology
Retrieved to show the world
That it's wasn't just an act,
We were there, boys and girls!
But you know how it goes....
no facts are yet sufficient
to satisfy the doubters
Who's faith is quite deficient.
And for their anti-counterparts
no facts needed at all
for those who will believe
at the dropping of a ball.
I'd like to think I've got
a complement of common sense
enough to give me distance
from the woes of either bench
neither such a critic
that I cannot make-believe
And hopefully avoiding
overdosing on naive
And from a happy middle ground
salute humanity!
You've done it chaps!  And now I
think it's time for a repeat!

Friday, 19 July 2019

13 second legacy

For 13 seconds of silence, he waited
Until that chant had fully abated
And only after that, started speaking again
After his ear to the hate, he'd lent.
But never not wanting his cake to eat
And keep it for later, simultaneously,
He's making a half-hearted semi-retreat:
"I am not happy"...and..."I disagree",
He robotically said.....unconvincingly.
If the truth is a thing that you'd like now to get
Whatever Trump says....take the opposite
as a good indicator of the things that are real
As truth is a thing that he'll never reveal.
Not voluntarily, but by being inept
Is how it comes out, the truth when we get it.
It's amazing to watch people swallow this junk.
A con man in the open....who woulda thunk?
You can't fool everyone all the time,
But for 40%.....they do just fine
being lied to overt and perpetually
and never will they let the facts get between
them and their orange self-worship machine
Their loyalty to him, he'll never return
A lesson his "friends" all eventually learn.

Thursday, 18 July 2019

Lowering the Barr

AG Barr is now in "criminal contempt".
To a more shameful servant, it couldn't have went.
The man who has well over-backwards bent
To cover the crimes of his President.
At least 4 times he's lied to our face,
And once under oath...in a shameful disgrace:
"Mueller's opinion, I do not know"
(or similar, spoken with volume low),
When asked if he shared the conclusion he wrote.
Later exposed as a lie when a note
from Mueller was leaked, his opinion, I quote:
"Your summary letter...did not fully capture 
The context nature and substance" we're after.
And "public confusion" created by Barr
Is noted as well, which makes his bizarre
Claim under oath - that he was wasn't aware -
now a ridiculous lie laid bare.
The same letter also went on to say,
In Mueller's unique diplomatic way, 
That Barr's letter "threatens to undermine 
The (main) purpose" of  "special counsel" design.
Barr's credibility, is now underground
His reputation destroyed, no matter which town.
He'll never live down the depth of his shame
And has only his idiot self to blame,
That for all time, in every place,
He'll be the guy who served a disgrace.
So all this egg looks good on his face!

Wednesday, 17 July 2019

Now hear this, people of Earth:
We're in 3rd place! (for what it's worth)
In a global list of bands
that's ranked by all of cyberland.
How we're ranked?  I have no clue.
And equally I know this truth:
That our brand's not recognized
yet by the common peeps worldwide.
We're not a name on many tongues
Despite this contest we have won.
Not even that....a bragging right
That will last but 7 nights.
But even so, it's pretty cool.
Pretending that we nearly rule
The spaces where our music plays
Which grows in fans, now every day.
And now the pace, it quicker gets.
I'll go out on limb and bet
The quickest pace we've not seen yet.
So now I thank you, gratefully,
For reading this, and therefore be
Participating, vicariously,
Continuing our quest to seek
Music immortality
In artful authenticity
Or something close enough (we'll see!).
Regardlessly, you have from me
my thanks, in all sincerity! :)

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