Christine Lagarde, we feel your pain

They come by it honestly...
Their idiotic tendency.
And now the whole world can see
how these apples ne'er left the tree.
Starting with the daughter Trump
Who farcically tried to jump
Onto the world's centre stage
Expecting only glowing praise.
Super wholely unaware
Of whether she should travel there.
Trying to insert herself
With statesfolk better than herself
In every way that's possible
And so we have the inevitable
Cringe-inducing moment seen
By the planet-watch machine.
C. Lagarde, we feel your pain.
Many heads are hung in shame
That they have a President
With such a nepotistic bent.
But Junior's shame is hard to beat:
A second birther fraud he tweets!
(He tweets at first and then deletes...
A trait rare in their family tree,
So Jr., maybe there is hope for thee...
Remember days when you embraced
The fraud he was, plain on it's face.
So stop forgetting all your past
And listen to your gut, at last.
Better days will come to pass,
Because the surest thing I've ever known is this.....nothing lasts).

Ivanka's awkward G20 moment